What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
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