What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
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