Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Whatever floats your goat.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
You have goat to be kidding me.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
Goat milk?
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.