What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Goat milk?
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.