Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Something’s goat to give.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.