What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What's white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A hot frog.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.