What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What do frogs do with paper?
Rip-it.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.