What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A hoppercraft.
Did you hear about the short-sighted frog?
He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
What do frogs drink?
Croak-a-cola.
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?
A frog with hiccups.
What is a frog's favorite time?
Leap year.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A jump rope.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
Where do you get frog's eggs?
At the spawn shop.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue tied.
What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.
When is a car like a frog?
When it's being toad.
What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do you get when you cross an alligator and a poison frog?
A croakadile.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad.
What does a bankrupt frog say?
Baroke, baroke, baroke.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A croaker spaniel.
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.
How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
What's a frog's favorite game?
Hop-scotch (or leapfrog).
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling at Christmas?
Mistletoad.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.
Why are frogs good at baseball?
Because they catch a lot of fly balls.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hopera.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
What did one frog say.to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What's the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives but a frog croaks every night.