Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
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