Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
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