Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.