My dog never stands up for himself.
He just rolls over.
What do you call a sad pup?
A mellon collie
What happens when you buy a dog from the blacksmith?
When he gets home he’ll make a bolt for the door.
How do you stop your dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard.
What do you call dogs that look exactly the same?
Dogglegangers.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
A Croaker Spaniel.
Have you ever heard of Pavlov’s dog?
Yeah, he rings a bell
What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
A friend you can count on.
The hotel said NO DOGS ALLOWED.
I guess it was a little too paw-sh.
What do a tree and a bog dog have in common?
They both have a lot of bark.
What do you call a cold dog?
A pup-sicle. Better steer clear, especially if he’s fur-ocious… don’t want him to give you frost-bite.
What did the dog order at a restaurant?
His owner’s homework.
Why did the firefighters bring a dog along with them?
To help them find the nearest fire hydrant.
What is the poshest breed of dog?
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.
What is a dog’s favorite pizza topping?
Pup-peroni.
What did the dog groomer say to her dentist?
I clean my canines every day.
What do you call a dog that sneezes?
Achoo-huahua.
Mistakes happen.
No need to terrier-self up about it.
Sorry we missed puppy class.
My dog was wagging. There goes his oppawtunity for pawfect attendance…
My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles.
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it. But unfortunately, there was a mastiff line.
What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
Her pet-degree.
Why was the dog chasing his own tail?
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
What is a dog’s favorite vegetable? A collie flower.
Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.
What is worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
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