What do you call a cold dog?
A pup-sicle. Better steer clear, especially if he’s fur-ocious… don’t want him to give you frost-bite.
What do you call a dog that’s been left outside in the cold?
A chili dog.
What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast?
Woofles.
What did the Dalmatian say when he finished his meal?
That really hit the spot.
How do you know when your dog is lazy?
When it chases parked cars.
My dog hates the rain.
He doesn’t want to step in a poodle.
What breed of dog always gets cold?
A Bichon Freeze.
What did the dog say when he had a bad day?
Today has been ruff.
What did the dog say to its fleas?
Stop bugging me
What is a dog’s favorite coordinates?
K9.
What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
Her pet-degree.
Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.
Why do dogs hate computers?
They can’t stick their heads out of those Windows.
I painted my dog’s nails So he can look paw-ty.
What did the Golden Retriever say to the beautiful poodle?
You’re looking very fetching.
What do you call a dog who can fight?
A Boxer.
What type of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
What does a dog love to eat while watching a movie?
Pupcorn.
What type of dog is best at timekeeping?
A watch dog.
What do you call dogs that look exactly the same?
Dogglegangers.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
A Croaker Spaniel.
Why was the picture of the dog sent to jail?
Because it was framed.
My neighbor had way too many dogs.
It’s safe to say that he had a Rover-dose.
What is a dog’s favorite vegetable? A collie flower.
How do fleas get from place to place?
By itch-hiking.
What kind of dog sniffs out flowers?
A bud hound.
Why did the police dog get promoted?
Because he was the scenter of so many drug arrests.
What do you call someone who always takes pictures of their dog?
A pup-arazzi.
What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone
My dog needed date ideas.
I told him to whine and dine her.
Which dog won the race? A weiner dog.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
What did the dog groomer say to her dentist?
I clean my canines every day.
What happens when you cross an Australian dog and a Beatle?
Dingo Starr.
What is an Italian’s favorite type of dog?
A ciao ciao.
He’s not a bad dog.
He’s just a little ruff around the edges.
Have you ever heard of Pavlov’s dog?
Yeah, he rings a bell
What happened when the dog ate a firefly?
He smiled with de-light
What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
My dog loves Star Wars.
His favorite character is Chew-bark-a.
My dog won’t get off the PlayStation He’s been playing Fi-fur all day.
What do dog scientists to with their bones?
They barium.
How do you stop your dog from barking in your front yard?
Put him in your backyard.
My dog’s favorite band is The Beagles.
My dog wants to be a tradesman.
I think he wants to be a woof-er.
What happens when you buy a dog from the blacksmith?
When he gets home he’ll make a bolt for the door.
What is the poshest breed of dog?
A Cavalier King Charles Spaniel.
Why couldn’t the dog fit in his clothes?
He was a little husky
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