What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.