Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
How do you make a dinosaur float? Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!