Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
Which dinosaur is pure evil? Daemonosaurus.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!