What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun? At the dino-shore
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.