What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
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