What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
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