Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
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