Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
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