What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
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