Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.