What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”