Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
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