What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
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