How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
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