A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
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