Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
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