What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
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