Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
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