A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Crowing, crowing, gone.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.