I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.