How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.