What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder