What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene