One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
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