Crowing, crowing, gone.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
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