What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
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