The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
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