What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
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