Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
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