What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
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