Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
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