What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
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