What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.