Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
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