What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
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