What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What is a cat’s favorite type of bird? An e-mew!
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
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