What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
Where do kittens learn to move around? On the catwalk
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What did the kitten say after a disaster? That was cat-astrophic
What do you call a cat that is scared of small spaces? Clawstrophobic!
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
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