What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
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