What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
Dogs can’t operate an MRI machine… but catscan.
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
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