What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
What is a cat’s favorite kitchen tool? The whisk-er.
Why did the cat decide to sleep under the car? Because she wanted to wake up oily!
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