What is a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
Why was the cat kicked out of the game? They thought she was a cheetah.
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
What do you call a cat teacher? A purr-fessor
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
Which state of America has lots of cats and dogs? Petsylvania
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and the other has a pause at the end of a clause.
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!
Did you hear about the cat who drank 5 bowls of water?
They set a new lap record.
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
Why was the doctor’s favorite patient a cat? Because she has nine lives!
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
Why did the cat invest in the stock market? He thought is was a good op-paw-tunity
What do cats build to prepare for war? Cat-apults.
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