Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
What do cats eat on hot days?
Mice cream.
What is a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse? Catch!
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
Why can a leopard never hide for long? It’s always spotted
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What are the cat police called? The claw Enforcement.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
What kind of cat works for the Red Cross? A first-aid kit!
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
Why did the cat run away from the tree? Because of its bark!
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
What do cats do after watching a play? Give a round of a-paws.
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
What is smarter than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
Where does a cat keep its coins? In its purr-se.
What do cats read in the morning? The mewspaper!
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
What did the kitten do when she wanted to order something? She looked in the cat-alog!