The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.