What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.