Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
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