What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
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