What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
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