What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
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