Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
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