Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
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