What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
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