Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
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