A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
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