Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.