What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
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