What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
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