What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
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