Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
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