What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
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