What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
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