What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
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