What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
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