What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
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