What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.