What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
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