What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
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