What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
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