Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
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