How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
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