Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
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