What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
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