How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
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