What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.