What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!