What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.