How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
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