How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
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