What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
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