What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.