Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? Every night he turns into a bat.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
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