What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
What are ants made of?
Antimatter.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
When does a Koala go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do you call an ant from overseas?
Import-ant.
How do you make a goldfish old?
Take away the “G”!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
An electrocuted turtle feels shell-shocked.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
I like you, you croc my world.
What is a lion’s favourite cheese?
Roarquefort
I'm giving away my legless parrot, no perches necessary!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call a spiders child?
An arach-kid.
I had a bet on a giraffe race yesterday but my selection lost.
It was nowhere near winning – it lost by a neck.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
What do ducks watch on TV?
Duck-umentaries.
What do you call a werewolf who doesn't know he's a werewolf ?
Unawarewolf.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad!
What’s the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Alligators will see you later, crocodiles in a while.
A spider called a tech support office.
He needed help connecting to the web.
Would you mind watching my pet parrot while I’m out, as long as it’s not too much of a birden?
No one really enjoys crying wolf. However, the boy did cry just to get a howling experience.
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
Q: What do tigers and computers have in common?
A: They both have mega bites.
What did the clean dog say to the dirty dog?
Long time no flea.
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
Why did the penguin cross the road?
It was the chicken’s day off.
What do llamas always reply when you thank them?
No probllama.
What do you call a frog with no back legs?
Unhoppy.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
I know this bird who was excluded from his flock for being too big
He was ostrich-sized.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
Whenever I go to a zoo, I only ever see dogs.
They were Shiht-zus.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What do you call a koala with a negative attitude? The bearer of bad news.
Q: How do you stop an angry tiger from charging?
A: Take away his credit cards.
Did you hear about the crab who went to a seafood disco?
He pulled a mussel.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
The wolf crossed the road because it was chasing the chicken.
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