Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Don’t wait on me to start the meeting. I might be a hare late.
What’s a whale’s favorite James Bond movie?
A License To Krill.
What do you call monkeys who share an Amazon account?
Prime mates.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles were ants.
Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
Two flies were fighting on a toilet seat.
One got pissed.
Dear Turkey, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, all women.
What do you call a luxurious ant?
Decad-ant.
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What do you call an otter with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
The only things wolves have that no other animal on the face of the earth has are wolf cubs.
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
If there were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out, how many would be left? None, because they were all copycats!
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What type of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
Did you get to hear his new collection of wolf puns? They are howl-arious, absolutely rib cracking.
Where does a penguin go when it loses its tail?
A re-tail store.
What does a frog order in Mcdonald's?
French flies and a diet croak.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
"Odor in the court!"
What do zebras hold?
Ze boobs.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
What do you call a turtle who takes up photography?
A snapping turtle.
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it. But unfortunately, there was a mastiff line.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
A wolfswagon rabbit is by far the best car you can gift a wolf.
Sorry seems to be the hardest word to say...
Unless you're Chinese. Then it's 'squirrel'.
What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
A long shot.
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