What's an owl's favorite subject at school?
Owl-gebra.
Can birds sell cereal to children?
I don't know if one can, but toucan.
Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.
What do llamas always say after yoga class?
“Llamaste.”
Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
How did the shark plead in its murder trial?
Not gill-ty.
What do you use to get paint off a snake?
Serpentine.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
What is a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and Speak!
What did the cat say when he ate the clownfish? This tastes a little funny!
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to bee productive.
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
A bear walks into a bear and says, “I’ll have a pint of lager……….. and a packet of crisps.”
The bartender says, “Sure, but what’s with the big pause?”
The bear replies, “I dunno, I was born with them!”
My son asked me, "Daddy, why do bees stay in the hive in the winter?" I smiled and answered...
"Swarm."
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Just finished my first shift as a lion impersonator.
It was a roaring success.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
What animal can go into a tiger’s den and came out alive?
The tiger.
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
To get to the other tide.
What are the fastest fish in the river? The motor-pike with a side-carp!
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What do you call a dog that sneezes?
Achoo-huahua.
What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic?
Alpaca lunch.
What kind of sharks make good carpenters?
Hammerheads.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He’s the Easter Bungee!
What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
A friend you can count on.
Why are parrots the life of the party? Every day is their bird-day!
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.
Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants to.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
Why did the otter cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
My dog takes so long to get ready. He can never chews what to wear.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
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