Q: What’s a tiger’s favorite color?
A: Roar-range.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What is a lion’s favourite cheese?
Roarquefort
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
What is a koala’s favorite soft drink? Koka-Koala, of course!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What do you get when you cross an owl with an oyster?
Pearls of wisdom.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
Dad Bee left. Mama Bee calls out ...
Honeycomb home!
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
Why don’t fish play basketball?
Because they're afraid of the net.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, “Is the bar tender here?”
What says “Quick, Quick”?
A duck with the hiccups
What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
Because he wouldn't share the drumsticks.
What do you call a lazy crayfish?
A slobster.
What kind of dog keeps everything they own?
A hoarder collie.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
What do you call an old dog?
Grandpaw.
My Roomba accidentally rolled out of my front door, and the neighborhood squirrels and rabbits immediately started attacking it.
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Did you hear about the crocodile who was unable to mate?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
What do you call it when a marsupial tricks you?
A kanga-ruse.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?
Because they work below C-Level!
Why did the giant ape climb up the side of the skyscraper?
Because the elevator was broken.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a cow?
A kanga-moo.
Why are parrots so good at imitations? They love parrot-y! (parody)
How do snails get their shells so shiny? They use snail varnish!
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do you get when you cross ants with ticks?
All sorts of antics.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Looks like the boa cons-tricked her.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing constrictor.
What is a koala bear’s favorite line in the movie “The Sixth Sense”? “Aussie dead people.”
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What do you call a wasp who is having a bad hair day?
A frizz-bee
What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What do you call a spiders child?
An arach-kid.
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