That dog is so beautiful. She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
My sister asked me for some spider puns.
I told her to look them up on the web.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Why did the mouse stay inside?
Because it was raining cats and dogs.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
What did the dolphin detective say to his partner?
Something smells fishy!
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What do you get when you cross a lion with a parrot?
I don't know, but when it talks, you better listen.
What side of a tiger has the most stripes? The outside.
Why did the dog fail his driving test?
Because he couldn’t parallel bark.
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
My dog won’t get off the PlayStation He’s been playing Fi-fur all day.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Why do bears have sticky fur?
Because they use honey combs.
What’s an elephant’s favorite sport?
Squash.
What’s the one way you should never greet a male pig? “Sow, what’s up?”
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
Evolution is so strange. Dolphins started off as sea creatures, then evolved to have legs, only to eventually return to the sea and lose them.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
What do you call a really happy ant?
Exuber-ant.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do you call a large dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...
They were two toucans.
What do you call a funny parrot spoof
A parody
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Two European frogs discuss their ancestry
"So, are you a complete french frog?"
"No. I'm a tad-pole."
What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
What do you can an owl who's been caught in the act?
A spotted owl.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak? Mouse code!
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
What do snakes do after they have a fight?
Hiss and make up.
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
Rabbits are trying to eat away my old Toyota!
Mechanic said it could be car rot.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Why couldn’t the clownfish buy a house?
The fish could not buy a house because he didn’t have an-e-mon-e!
Why did the duck go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get a new bill.
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