Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
An introvert elephant and an emo giraffe walked into a bar.
They couldn’t fit in.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Why do pandas love watching classic movies?
Because they are in black and white.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What do you call a poor ant?
A peas-ant.
What do you call a Koala that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What sport does a cat play? Hairball!
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
What’s black and white and very noisy?
A panda with a set of drums.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels? Two rabbits on Rollerblades!
Why Was The Teacher Annoyed With The Duck?
Because he wouldn't quit quackin' jokes!
What’s the one book all piglets read in grade school? A Series of Un-porcine-ite Events.
What jumps up and down in front of a car?
Froglights.
What did one flea say to the other?
Shall we walk, or shall we take the dog?
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
The wolf crossed the road because it was chasing the chicken.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Why are houseflies great at arithmetics? Because they multiply really fast.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
Why are penguins good race drivers?
Because they’re always in the pole position!
What's a camel's favorite part of a meal?
Desert!
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
"How much did you have to drink?"
"About a birds worth."
"What?"
"You know, toucans."
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toad!
Did you hear about the party at the Chinese zoo?
It was Panda-monium.
What happens when a Mexican gets to the worm? He passes out.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Why did the panda’s joke suck?
It was unbearable.
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
How does a Spanish dog say Merry Christmas?
Feliz navi-dog.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
Where do otters come from?
Otter Space.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
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