Why was the little bear so spoiled?
Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade?It was eggs-cellent.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What do you get when a duck bends over?
It’s Buttquack
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
Peta Parker.
Just a buffalo laying down, bisoness as usual.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
What did the dog say to its fleas?
Stop bugging me
What will you get if you cross a tiger and a watchdog? A terrified watchman.
What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig?
A boar constrictor.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Pig always have ink all over their faces because they live in a pen.
Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
Why was the snake mad at the jewel thief?
Because he wanted his diamondback.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
I caught a fruit fly in the air and killed it.
I'm a gnatural born killer.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
When does a sloth go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What’s a whale’s favorite James Bond movie?
A License To Krill.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
In the croakroom.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
What do zebras hold?
Ze boobs.
Did you hear about the constipated crocodile?
It was a crockashit.
What do dogs and Santa have in common?
They are both seen Dachshund through the snow.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Did you hear the story about a Golden Retriever who brought a ball back from miles away?
It was far-fetched.
What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
Chimpantsies.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why are koala's so sleepy? Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day!
What's the difference between an otter and a navy aircrewman?
At least the otter knows he's not a seal.
If you have a bee in your hand, what do you have in your eye? Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
How do you plan to shell-ebrate the New Year?
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