How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
What is a polar bear’s favorite snack?
Brrrrrittos.
As long as your dog sticks by your side.
Anything is paw-sible.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Today my son drew a picture of a kangaroo without a body.
I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
What did the Inuit say to to Englishman After he wanted some seal?
"I've got Nunavut."
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
Who is king of all the mice?
Mouse Tse Tung!
What was the snail doing on the highway? About one mile a day!
What type of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
Why are kangaroos so qualified to be teachers?
Because they’re kan-gurus.
What do you call a bird that can fix anything?
Duck Tape.
Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
What is a koala’s favorite type of fruit? Bearies.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
When you cross a wolf and a monkey, you end up with a howler monkey.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What’s the difference between a gross bus stop and a crab with large breasts?
One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
What will you get if you cross an ice bear and a running tiger? Frostbite.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
What is the maggot army called? The Apple Corps.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.
What did the llama get when he graduated school?
A dipllama.
A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.
What’s black and white and yellow?
A cowardly panda.
Why did the viper, viper nose?
Because the adder, adder hankerchief.
Which color is a zebra's base color? The debate is endless, and there is no clear answer.
It both is and isn't a black-and-white issue.
Why didn’t the teddy bear want any dessert?
He was already stuffed.
How does a turtle feel after being electrocuted?
Shell-shocked.
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
Her pet-degree.
Why do you bring fish to a party?
You bring fish to a party because they go well with chips!
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What kind of car do bears drive?
Fur-aris.
Why do bears have fur coats?
Because they look silly wearing jackets.
What did one glow worm said to the other one?
You glow girl!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Go to BabaMail
