Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music.
They're called the Zbruhs.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
The wolf crossed the road because it was chasing the chicken.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
When should you stop for a glow worm? When he has a red light.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.
How do mice celebrate when they move home? With a mouse warming party!
I felt so guilty after I stepped on a snail this morning. You should of seen him, he looked genuinely crushed.
How do you know when your dog is lazy?
When it chases parked cars.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?
A stamped bull.
I just got back from Dubai where I was offered 40 camels for my wife.
I usually smoke Marlboro but hey... a deal's a deal.
What's a camel's favorite part of a meal?
Desert!
What's a bee's favorite novel?
The Great Gats-Bee
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
What’s an orca’s favorite TV show?
Whale Of Fortune.
Why did the guy kill the fly?
It was bugging him.
Which murderer kills at the bottom of the ocean?
Jack the Kipper.
Why was the big white tiger angry with his other Siberian tiger friend? Because he bleached him while grooming.
How Do Ducks Talk?
They don't, you quack.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a frog?
A Croaker Spaniel.
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
The local zoo just started a recycling collection program to support its mission: 'When you bring in one can, you can save Toucans.'
What do you call a famous turtle?
A shell-ebrity.
What kind of dog loves bubble baths?
A shampoodle.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
How do you make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail and it will be de-lighted.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?.
It gave him the cold shoulder.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What type of snake does a baby play with?
A rattlesnake.
Escaped snakes make some people hiss-terical.
Why are owls so good at math?
They excel at owlgebra.
How do you draw flies?
With a pencil!
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Where do monkeys go to drink?
To the monkey bars.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
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