What do you say to an overbearing pig? Stop porcine the issue.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
What happens if an owl doesn't wash?
It smells fowl.
Why was the conservative buffalo disappointed in his child?
He was a bison.
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
What is a criminal group of kangaroos called?
A gangaroo.
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
Why did the frog make so many mistakes?
It jumped to the wrong conclusions.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop.
Where do ants go on vacation?
Frants.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Have you watched werewolves taking lunch, you will be amused, they literally wolf it down!
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish?
A loan shark
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a mammoth’s tusk?
A sabre-toothed tiger.
Because they got turtle recall, turtles never forget.
What do you call a bee that comes back from the dead?
Zombee
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A plane in the neck.
What does a dog love to eat while watching a movie?
Pupcorn.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it? Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all.
"How much did you have to drink?"
"About a birds worth."
"What?"
"You know, toucans."
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What color socks do bears wear?
They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet.
Q: What do you call a French guy being mauled by a tiger?
A: Claude.
What is a penguin racing driver’s favourite part of the car?
The Eggs-celerator.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Why did the otter cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What birds should you recycle?
Toucans.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?
A fly feels a bug on it's back. "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"
"I mite be !!" giggles the mite.
"That's the worst pun I've ever heard" groans the fly.
"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly. "
What's green, green, green, green, green?
A frog rolling down a hill.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
Most camels prefer camelmile drinks because of the nutrition in there.
What do alligators call human children?
Appetizers.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
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