Which flower is known as the most ferocious flower? A tiger lily.
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Where does a baby monkey sleep?
In an apricot.
A boy sees an alligator in the zoo and shouts,
“Hey, are you a caiman?”
The alligator replies, “I’m alright, thanks, kid!”
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...
They were two toucans.
Why do dogs run in circles?
Because it’s hard to run in a square.
My grandfather recently passed, and I discovered in his journal that he has an immense hatred for sloths, pandas, and koala bears. Looking back, it was obvious.
He was always going on about those darn tree-huggers.
What do you call a sad pup?
A mellon collie
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee-fish!
Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
What is a pirate’s favorite’s fish?
A pirates favorite fish is a swordfish!
What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
I know this bird who was excluded from his flock for being too big
He was ostrich-sized.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
That was ruff.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What kind of music do frogs listen to?
Hip hop.
What does an alligator do when he loses his tail?
It goes to a re-tail store.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Today I learned that mosquitoes love type-B blood.
Oops. sorry, type-O.
Most camels prefer camelmile drinks because of the nutrition in there.
What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
Giraffic Park.
What do you call an elephant with rotors?
A Nellie-copter.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and a sheep?
A woolly good jumper.
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
How do elephants bathe?
With their trunks on.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
Two fruit flies are out for dinner.
I'm really enjoy this date...”
“Yeah, but it’s only half rotten.”
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What does a tiger say to his friends before eating a meal? "Let us prey!"
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What’s black, white and red all over?
A penguin with a sunburn.
Why are goldfish orange?
The water makes them rusty.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
If you have a parrot, it says a lot about you!
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What did the snail say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime!
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
What kind of bugs live in clocks? Ticks!
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? The turkey because he's already stuffed!
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
What type of cats usually purr the best? Purr-sians!
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
Go to BabaMail
