When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
Whatever floats your goat.
Where does a 2,000 pound gorilla sit?
Anywhere it wants to.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?
A Boeing constrictor.
Why did the bunny bang his head on the piano? He was playing by ear!
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
A blab-boon.
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
What’s something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
How do snails make important calls? On shell phones.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What is a polar bear’s favorite food?
Iceberg lettuce and snow peas.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Eleph-ino! (Sounds like "Hell if I know!")
What do fish use to weigh themselves?
Scales!
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
What did the duck do after he read all these jokes?
He quacked up.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
Where do pigs keep their money? Why in the piggy bank, of course.
Why don't alligators like fast food?
Because it is difficult to catch.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Ten-ants.
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What did the eye witness say about the camel who was using the bushes as a lavatory?
I saw the hump take a dump in a clump
If you were in the jungle and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb? Only one if it hops right to it.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
What kind of car does a sheep drive?
A LAMBorghini
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Did you know that the blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court …
The game would be cancelled.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Prime-Mates!
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
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